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Plus Account, Created on 18 June 2005 (#7469462), Last updated on 4 February 2011 [Gift]
|I like robots. I don't have one, but the thought of having one really appeals to me. Are you a robot? Let me know so that we can be mutual friends. Though, really, you don't even have to be ENTIRELY robot. Like a cyborg? That could be cool, too. But not like that big-boobed blonde woman on Star Trek, because as far as I can remember, she seemed to have like a robotic eyebrow and that was it. At the very least, have a robotic arm and maybe a left foot. I also like In-N-Out cheeseburgers (of the Double-Double variety). Are you an In-N-Out cheeseburger? Let me know so that I can eat you and lick my lips repeatedly. |
|T E S T I M O N I A L|
|I've noticed that many people have testimonials on their bios. And I thought, HEY WHY DON'T I DO THAT? I mean, clearly it's a good idea, so that you people who don't know me can make a snap judgement as to whether or not you want to get to know me based upon the flattering things that people I can bully might say about me. So, to help you out, here's a group testimonial meticulously compiled from a scientifically sound survey of my friends: |
There. As you can see, I'm a superior human being.
Oh yeah... Except for the occasional underwear post, this journal is (mostly) locked. Unless, of course, you fall under the aforementioned robot and/or cheeseburger categories, in which case you will be added without hesitation.