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| User: | sbertie (7469462) 
YOUR A LOOSER
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| Name: | detonate a dime of dank daily doin dough |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Birthdate: | 08-29 |
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| Bio: |
I like robots. I don't have one, but the thought of having one really appeals to me. Are you a robot? Let me know so that we can be mutual friends. Though, really, you don't even have to be ENTIRELY robot. Like a cyborg? That could be cool, too. But not like that big-boobed blonde woman on Star Trek, because as far as I can remember, she seemed to have like a robotic eyebrow and that was it. At the very least, have a robotic arm and maybe a left foot. I also like In-N-Out cheeseburgers (of the Double-Double variety). Are you an In-N-Out cheeseburger? Let me know so that I can eat you and lick my lips repeatedly.
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I've noticed that many people have testimonials on their bios. And I thought, HEY WHY DON'T I DO THAT? I mean, clearly it's a good idea, so that you people who don't know me can make a snap judgement as to whether or not you want to get to know me based upon the flattering things that people I can bully might say about me. So, to help you out, here's a group testimonial meticulously compiled from a scientifically sound survey of my friends:
“I first met Sonja during (a) a monster truck rally (b) The War of 1812 (c) the last Ice Age. I was immediately struck by her (a) croquet mallet (b) sheer awesomeness (c) many, many voodoo dolls/vibrators, as well as her uncanny ability to (a) hop with cute, but deadly accuracy in a potato sack (b) make me laugh (c) kick others when they're down.
I have to admit, that at times her tendency to (a) steal my silverware (b) be overly public with things such as vibrators and her plumbers/painters discovering them (c) dictatorship can (a) bamboozle (b) bore (c) pwn me, but now I realize that it's part of her innate charm.
Of course, one would have to mention her little known talent of (a) slam-dancing to Yanni (b) reccing awesome music (c) bitchslapping stupid people into submission, as well as her penchant for eating (a) Spam (b) Nutella (c) the souls of others. All in all, I'm (a) ambiguously ambivalent (b) glad (c) obligated to have friended Sonja, for her journal is always (a) well worth the read (b) a true 'LAFF RIOT' (c) filled with all sorts of evil, and never fails to make me (a) feel all gooshy (b) orgasm (c) have an epileptic seizure! ”
There. As you can see, I'm a superior human being.
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| Except for the occasional underwear post, this journal is (partially) locked. Unless, of course, you fall under the aforementioned robot and/or cheeseburger categories, in which case you will be added without hesitation. |
Friends Only banner by monaiyra; Journal header made specifically for me by _coquettish, so hands off.
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| Memories:: | 40 entries |
| Pictures: | over 400 public |
| Interests: | 20: 01. goddam livejournal, 02. keeps telling, 03. me that, 04. i haven't, 05. filled out, 06. my profile, 07. because i, 08. have no, 09. interests listed., 10. what's up, 11. with that?, 12. i mean, 13. maybe i, 14. have no interests., 15. maybe i'm, 16. the most boring, 17. person alive., 18. who is livejournal, 19. to judge me?, 20. twenty |
| Friends: |  | 54: | adamanteve19, aimakichan, amandioka, andburn1, annearchy, berenicepotter, bingblot, bladeandwand, caalan, calikalie, cinnamon_kisses, connaka, demosthenes91, exhaledeeply, goldy_dollar, gracie_in_greek, granger_girl17, hammergal, heron_advocate, humanfemale, idealfacade, inell, infiniteskies, jacyevans, julie_dslv, junesrose, kaskait, ladybluestar, madbard, madderbrad, madscience, marenkp, mieystrapurore, miss_marmite, mjryan, mmefleiss, muddgutts, noisyevergleam, ohmygiddyaunt, ragdoll, rand0mica, randomneses, revolution25, saltpeter, sbertie, scowling_hermit, shantari, simons_flower, strata, sweet_iolanthe, theskirtgirlie, tome_raider, venus_ice, whimsicalmuse |  | 28: | 30_rock, battlestar_blog, bsg_episodes, bsg_women, component_help, craig_ferguson, crnvl_socialism, fridaynight_tv, harryhermione, hbos_rome, iheartcinema, jarvizcocker, lj_releases, lost_tv, madmen_tv, marryshagcliff, marxism, montypython, news, ok_computer, paidmembers, real_philosophy, socal_indie, the_anti_azn, the_it_ship, thefridayfive, theologia, undrgrnd_hiphop |  | 8: | bbcnewsamerica, boondocks__feed, daily_show, dictionary_wotd, go_fug_yourself, latelateshow, modrnwrld_comic, theonionfeed |
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| Account type: | Paid Account |
